Squirty Purty
Squirty Purty Squirty Purty saw the dog scratching against the dog proof and pretty much everything else proof glass. He got the ham out his friend’s fridge and stuck it through the gap between the doors. The dog stuck his head through the gap and ate the ham. Then when he pulled his head out of the gap the dog’s head was as squished as the big banana that Squirty Purty squished. That’s why you don’t feed a friend’s dog ham.
Squirty Purty walked into public where his butt suddenly felt really itchy. He pulled a face and tried not to itch it but it was too itchy. He tried rubbing his butt against the train seat but that didn’t work. He started break dancing on the chair to try and get his butt to stop itching but nothing was working. As Squirty Purty got out of the chair and onto the train station, he saw a janitor’s closet with a pressure cleaner in it. Then he used it on his butt and sucked his butt off and it was no longer itchy. The end.
Squirty Purty noticed that his friend’s dog kept on scratching his butt against a tree. After having his butt getting sucked off, he no longer experienced extreme butt itches. He looked at the squashed dog’s face and looked at the pressure cleaner in his hand and he decided to suck off his friend’s dog’s butt. When Squirty Purty finished sucking the dog’s butt of he noticed that there was still a butt. Then it occurred to him that he must have sucked of the dog’s face because it was so squashed it looked like a butt. Without a face, the dog’s actual butt kept on colliding into the tree. Squirty Purty looked at the dog and shrugged. Good enough.
Betty Petty
Betty Petty saw a goat that was wondering around the street that was destroying people’s things by its unordinary long tongue. It stared at Betty and Betty stared back and just to add some more tension, Betty stuck her tongue out which was also an unordinary long tongue. The goat stared for some more at Betty and she stared at the goat some more. In the background, Betty saw her ‘brother’ holding a dog without a face and a pressure cleaner. Even though those two things were very distracting she held her gaze on the goat. A couple of days past and Betty noticed quite a lot of things. Then one day, the goat started twitching its butt. Betty started twitching her butt. Her butt was itchy and so was the goat’s. They both blinked and ran after Squirty Purty and his pressure cleaner.
Betty Petty was doing her daily yoga booty exercises so that she could have the biggest gluteus maximus in the world of gluteus maximus’. Then she suddenly remembered that she had it sucked off by Squirty Purty’s pressure cleaner and that her gluteus no longer existed. There was a competition that was happening in two days and if Betty didn’t have a gluteus than she couldn’t enter. The grand prize was a trip to the garbage dump and if she didn’t win she wouldn’t be able to set up her science lab in the giant mound to the left of the pile of ripped clothes. Not that she was setting up a science lab to escape from Squirty Purty. If she wanted something, she got it.
She craned her neck like in those creepy shows and ran shouting after Squirty Purty. Betty Petty laughed like a sane person when she got a hold of the pressure cleaner. She pressed a little button on the side and shrieked as she saw the empty tray. She stormed up to Squirty Purty and yelled, “WHERE IS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS! I NEED MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!”
Squirty Purty shrugged and said, “I gave it to Kimmy-Poo. She said she needed it for a competition or something.”
Betty Petty roared so loud that everyone thought that the dinosaurs were no longer extinct and they all freaked and ran. Betty Petty beat her chest and ran after “Kimmy-Poo.”
Betty Petty was doing her daily yoga booty exercises so that she could have the biggest gluteus maximus in the world of gluteus maximus’. Then she suddenly remembered that she had it sucked off by Squirty Purty’s pressure cleaner and that her gluteus no longer existed. There was a competition that was happening in two days and if Betty didn’t have a gluteus than she couldn’t enter. The grand prize was a trip to the garbage dump and if she didn’t win she wouldn’t be able to set up her science lab in the giant mound to the left of the pile of ripped clothes. Not that she was setting up a science lab to escape from Squirty Purty. If she wanted something, she got it.
She craned her neck like in those creepy shows and ran shouting after Squirty Purty. Betty Petty laughed like a sane person when she got a hold of the pressure cleaner. She pressed a little button on the side and shrieked as she saw the empty tray. She stormed up to Squirty Purty and yelled, “WHERE IS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS! I NEED MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!”
Squirty Purty shrugged and said, “I gave it to Kimmy-Poo. She said she needed it for a competition or something.”
Betty Petty roared so loud that everyone thought that the dinosaurs were no longer extinct and they all freaked and ran. Betty Petty beat her chest and ran after “Kimmy-Poo.”
Kimberly Klark
Kimberly Klark applied yet another layer of pink lip gloss on. She lazily chucked yet another empty lip gloss container on the floor and picked up the nail polish container. The fluorescent paint glowed so brightly that you could see it from outer-space. As she opened the bottle, she shrieked. She had just remembered that her plastic surgery for her buttocks was going to happen in five minutes. She rushed out of her pink house and got into her pink car. She drove to the plastic surgery people and closed her eyes as she saw the giant butt that was going to be sewed onto her.
Kimberly Klark sashayed outside in her pink frilly dress. She caught sight of Big Bear and scowled in a girly girl way. He was in the gym as usual and he was on the running machine with his new girlfriend. Kimberly glared at Big Bear and stormed to the gym. Kimberly gagged as she got a whiff of sweat. Ignoring the smell, she went to the girl’s bathroom and changed into her gym clothes. Kimberly shoved the door open and strode to the running machine that Big Bear was on. She crept in front of the machine and pressed the faster button. She turned the speed up to 100 km/h and she smirked as Big Bear flew of the machine and made a giant hole in the ceiling.
Kimberly Klark sashayed outside in her pink frilly dress. She caught sight of Big Bear and scowled in a girly girl way. He was in the gym as usual and he was on the running machine with his new girlfriend. Kimberly glared at Big Bear and stormed to the gym. Kimberly gagged as she got a whiff of sweat. Ignoring the smell, she went to the girl’s bathroom and changed into her gym clothes. Kimberly shoved the door open and strode to the running machine that Big Bear was on. She crept in front of the machine and pressed the faster button. She turned the speed up to 100 km/h and she smirked as Big Bear flew of the machine and made a giant hole in the ceiling.